MATLAB poems -- let's hear 'em!

Inspired by Chad Greene's " MATLAB jokes or puns " thread, and in celebration of 15 years of the MathWorks Community site, does anyone out there want to share their poetic creativity? Limericks, haiku, sonnets... Go!

And to start off, my (slightly off-topic) submission on Chad's thread:

There was an old math guy called Cleve
who, while teaching, a pipe-dream conceived:
    of a language so clean
    you can say what you mean!
From our suffering we've all been relieved.